Already took Baby Oku and just before she arrived, I got myself a small bottle of night rain. By the time she was leaving, I already finished up my drink half disappointed that she wasn't up for a sexual escapade with me. She just recovered from malaria. All the while she was talking about sex and seeking advice on her relationship.
As soon as she left and I gave her some money for transport, I prepared myself to head to Ikeja computer village to fix a Samsung galaxy phone that had a minor fault.
On getting to Ikeja, it was already getting dark so most of the engineers I saw said I should come back the next day which was Friday.
Na so I just decide to change course and visit a strip club on Allen avenue. Since I had the opportunity now and with just 5k in my pocket. I boarded a Keke Marwa and before you know it I'm already on Allen avenue. So I accosted a guy passing by to direct me to any strip club he knows around. He just pointed that I should go further and I would see a sign.
It wasn't long before I saw the Neon sign of Unique gents club located down the road on Ogundana street.
I got there just about past 7 p.m and it looked that I was too early. Met a few guys at the entrance and they informed me I would purchase a ticket of 1k. I did that and the bouncer ripped it into two and gave me half before entering.
Then I got in and the whole place was kinda empty. I was like w.t.f! This can't be. It looks like I'm the only randy guy in the whole of Lagos. I went straight to the bar and got a drink which goes for 1,200/1,500 Naira per bottle. Got an origin and went to one corner to sit. Just about the time is sat down glancing at the porn movies showing on one of the flat screens, a girl wearing just pants and bra came out from the door on an extreme end and went on the dance platform.
And I was glad that at least a stripper was on hand.
As soon as the young lady started strutting the platform and worked the pole. I became excited and finally there was going to be a show.
Then two fat ladies surfaced from the door at the extreme end. I guess that was their dressing room or something. One of them walked straight towards me and my countenance changed immediately because I don't particularly find fat girls attractive.
She stretched her hands for a shake and was like what's up? I said I'm okay. She asked if I would like to have a lap dance and I was like not really, I gave an excuse that I was tired and just wanted to relax while I concentrated on the lady working the pole. By the time a short man with a pot belly walked in and sat a few sits behind me.
I was like thank God. I'm not the only randy guy in Lagos lol! So the lady just went to sit close to him while another lady from the bar attended to him. By now the lady on the platform had already removed her bra while displaying some skills on the pole. I was getting excited as she occasionally checked if I was impressed from the mirror on the stage.
Then another chick came out from the door again. She was fair in complexion and a bit pretty. I'm like now we're going to have variety. She was getting ready to take the stage while the former girl was taking off her panties. My J.T responded to the excitement with a nod. By now my bottle of Origin was half empty. I checked the time and it was edging towards 9p.m. All the while I was shuttling back and forth the rest room to answer calls since phones are not allowed in the ball room.
By the time another guy already walked in. He was spotting eye glasses and looked more like a geek. He was sitting tight while observing the dancer intensely.
As soon as I settled back in my sit when I got by from the rest room, another dark ebony lady looking just like Kate Henshaw came out of that door. Her melons were a lot bigger and she had a very nice figure. As a matter of fact. She was my spec. As soon as she approached the platform, i made an eye contact with her and she immediately recognised I wanted her.
She walked straight towards me like a magnet.
She sat on my lap with an inviting smile and asked with a very sassy voice if I wanted a lap dance. I was hesitant but she kept thumping her bum on my dongle. :D I still didn't show interest, but I guess asking her price meant I wanted it.
She replied that it's just 1k. I'm like okay. She turned to me again and said she liked me. ;D I asked what she liked about me and she said my nose lol!
Before I could say Jack, she already removed her corset like bra and pants. She started grinding while she short pot bellied man sitting close was watching. I glanced at him like yeah! I'm the boss! :D
I asked her to turn while she was shaking her bum at she and then those marvellous melons were staring at me.
She gave me a boobie slap with both melons jiggling left and right. :P
The dance went on for a while and she rounded up. Ut didn't really feel special since I've done it all with my g.f but one thing I liked about this babe was her shiny dark skin, sassy voice and the perfume she was wearing. The culmination of all these factors made her worth the spend. So I handed her two 500 Naira notes with a dissatisfied look like she ended it all too early. She now said she spent about 14 minutes with me while she was supposed to spend 10 minutes. She then suggested we go to V.I.P for s quicki*e. I didn't want that so I declined, besides, the V.I.P is an opened place so other people would be watching while we f*cked and I'm not yet ready to be a porn star.
Besides, I would not be able to display my skills since she'd be the one to work it from the top.
So she left to meet the guy in glasses and it seems he didn't want a lap dance. So she disappeared back to the inner room.
To be totally honest, I did not want sex, neither did I want a lap dance. All I went there to do was to feed my eyes.
So after I got a lap dance from the stripper named Mara. She promised to give me her number if we went to the V.I.P section. I guess that was her bait and I wasn't falling for that. The lap dance was spectacular but I was too distracted to fully enjoy or appreciate it. I had money on my mind. The other lady working the pole also caught my eye. So she dressed up and I took the last gulp of my drink. I was getting ready to go back home.
By then, the lady working the pole already took off her bra and was gradually taking of her pant*ies. I wanted to see the end of her show so I was anxiosly waiting while another stripper was getting ready to take the floor.
The pot bellied man sitting close was eventually convinced by another stripper to have a lap dance. It was now his turn to catch fun . ;D
It wasn't long after Mara disappeared when she couldn't convince the other dude in glasses. Then another fair stripper approached me for a dance which I bluntly declined.
Not long after the third one came again with her face so close to me (kissing range) asking me to "please" let her dance, at first I wanted to let her because she was almost begging, then a phone call came in.
That was my saving grace so I excused myself to the men's room. After taking my call, I decided to leave the place because it was already 9 p.m.
Got to Allen, grabbed a piece of Shawarma and headed back home.
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